Mar. 25 to Apr. 21	Innocence Celebrate the carefree life the Cuegan were sharing during the first wips of Time.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 1Mar. 25, 20171 Dawn of Time	yd 2Mar. 26, 20172
yd 3Mar. 27, 20173 BlitzDix: Ember	yd 4Mar. 28, 20174 Beidah	yd 5Mar. 29, 20175 Agathadix	yd 6Mar. 30, 20176	yd 7Mar. 31, 20177 RobIrr	yd 8Apr. 1, 20178	yd 9Apr. 2, 20179 jimbobmacdoodle
yd 10Apr. 3, 201710 Crocedix, and BlitzDix: Gingercat	yd 11Apr. 4, 201711	yd 12Apr. 5, 201712	yd 13Apr. 6, 201713	yd 14Apr. 7, 201714	yd 15Apr. 8, 201715	yd 16Apr. 9, 201716
yd 17Apr. 10, 201717	yd 18Apr. 11, 201718	yd 19Apr. 12, 201719 Flado's retirement	yd 20Apr. 13, 201720	yd 21Apr. 14, 201721	yd 22Apr. 15, 201722	yd 23Apr. 16, 201723
yd 24Apr. 17, 201724	yd 25Apr. 18, 201725	yd 26Apr. 19, 201726	yd 27Apr. 20, 201727	yd 28Apr. 21, 201728

Apr. 22 to May 19	Departure Relive the beginning of the Cuegan's expedition of discovery.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 29Apr. 22, 20171	yd 30Apr. 23, 20172
yd 31Apr. 24, 20173	yd 32Apr. 25, 20174	yd 33Apr. 26, 20175	yd 34Apr. 27, 20176	yd 35Apr. 28, 20177	yd 36Apr. 29, 20178 BlitzGirl's Glorious Arrival	yd 37Apr. 30, 20179 BlitzDix: Selcouth
yd 38May. 1, 201710	yd 39May. 2, 201711 BlitzDix: PhoenixRising	yd 40May. 3, 201712	yd 41May. 4, 201713 Dix of Light	yd 42May. 5, 201714	yd 43May. 6, 201715	yd 44May. 7, 201716
yd 45May. 8, 201717	yd 46May. 9, 201718	yd 47May. 10, 201719	yd 48May. 11, 201720	yd 49May. 12, 201721	yd 50May. 13, 201722	yd 51May. 14, 201723
yd 52May. 15, 201724 Serenety	yd 53May. 16, 201725	yd 54May. 17, 201726 Catography Dix	yd 55May. 18, 201727	yd 56May. 19, 201728

May 20 to Jun. 16	Awe Take in and contemplate the many wonders encountered during this mip.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 57May. 20, 20171	yd 58May. 21, 20172
yd 59May. 22, 20173 BlitzDix: Vytron	yd 60May. 23, 20174	yd 61May. 24, 20175	yd 62May. 25, 20176	yd 63May. 26, 20177	yd 64May. 27, 20178	yd 65May. 28, 20179
yd 66May. 29, 201710 BlitzDix: CasCat	yd 67May. 30, 201711	yd 68May. 31, 201712	yd 69Jun. 1, 201713	yd 70Jun. 2, 201714	yd 71Jun. 3, 201715	yd 72Jun. 4, 201716
yd 73Jun. 5, 201717	yd 74Jun. 6, 201718	yd 75Jun. 7, 201719 BlitzDix: taixzo	yd 76Jun. 8, 201720	yd 77Jun. 9, 201721	yd 78Jun. 10, 201722	yd 79Jun. 11, 201723
yd 80Jun. 12, 201724	yd 81Jun. 13, 201725 death of Neil_Boekend	yd 82Jun. 14, 201726	yd 83Jun. 15, 201727	yd 84Jun. 16, 201728

Jun. 17 to Jul. 14	Tribulation Endure suffering with grace: Lucky's attack this mip altered the course of Time, and ultimately saved the Forty.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 85Jun. 17, 20171	yd 86Jun. 18, 20172
yd 87Jun. 19, 20173	yd 88Jun. 20, 20174	yd 89Jun. 21, 20175	yd 90Jun. 22, 20176	yd 91Jun. 23, 20177	yd 92Jun. 24, 20178	yd 93Jun. 25, 20179
yd 94Jun. 26, 201710	yd 95Jun. 27, 201711	yd 96Jun. 28, 201712	yd 97Jun. 29, 201713	yd 98Jun. 30, 201714 Release	yd 99Jul. 1, 201715	yd 100Jul. 2, 201716
yd 101Jul. 3, 201717 BlitzDix: tman2nd	yd 102Jul. 4, 201718	yd 103Jul. 5, 201719	yd 104Jul. 6, 201720	yd 105Jul. 7, 201721	yd 106Jul. 8, 201722	yd 107Jul. 9, 201723
yd 108Jul. 10, 201724	yd 109Jul. 11, 201725	yd 110Jul. 12, 201726	yd 111Jul. 13, 201727	yd 112Jul. 14, 201728

Jul. 15 to Aug. 11	Revelation It is not enough to merely know something. Like the Cuegan did this mip, you must also take action based on it.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 113Jul. 15, 20171	yd 114Jul. 16, 20172
yd 115Jul. 17, 20173	yd 116Jul. 18, 20174	yd 117Jul. 19, 20175	yd 118Jul. 20, 20176	yd 119Jul. 21, 20177	yd 120Jul. 22, 20178	yd 121Jul. 23, 20179
yd 122Jul. 24, 201710	yd 123Jul. 25, 201711	yd 124Jul. 26, 201712 Voldeframe	yd 125Jul. 27, 201713	yd 126Jul. 28, 201714	yd 127Jul. 29, 201715	yd 128Jul. 30, 201716
yd 129Jul. 31, 201717	yd 130Aug. 1, 201718	yd 131Aug. 2, 201719	yd 132Aug. 3, 201720	yd 133Aug. 4, 201721	yd 134Aug. 5, 201722	yd 135Aug. 6, 201723
yd 136Aug. 7, 201724 BlitzDix: thirds and macraw83	yd 137Aug. 8, 201725	yd 138Aug. 9, 201726 BlitzDix: TheMinim	yd 139Aug. 10, 201727	yd 140Aug. 11, 201728

Aug. 12 to Sep. 8	Deliverance Remember that there is Time after Time. Lucky is delivered from danger, and Amtoo delivers children.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 141Aug. 12, 20171	yd 142Aug. 13, 20172
yd 143Aug. 14, 20173	yd 144Aug. 15, 20174	yd 145Aug. 16, 20175	yd 146Aug. 17, 20176 Hugo Dix	yd 147Aug. 18, 20177	yd 148Aug. 19, 20178	yd 149Aug. 20, 20179
yd 150Aug. 21, 201710	yd 151Aug. 22, 201711	yd 152Aug. 23, 201712	yd 153Aug. 24, 201713	yd 154Aug. 25, 201714	yd 155Aug. 26, 201715	yd 156Aug. 27, 201716 Miracle of Armageddon
yd 157Aug. 28, 201717	yd 158Aug. 29, 201718	yd 159Aug. 30, 201719	yd 160Aug. 31, 201720	yd 161Sep. 1, 201721	yd 162Sep. 2, 201722	yd 163Sep. 3, 201723
yd 164Sep. 4, 201724	yd 165Sep. 5, 201725	yd 166Sep. 6, 201726	yd 167Sep. 7, 201727 Sanctification	yd 168Sep. 8, 201728

Sep. 9 to Oct. 6	Commandment When there are no Ongs, we must Wait For It.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 169Sep. 9, 20171	yd 170Sep. 10, 20172
yd 171Sep. 11, 20173	yd 172Sep. 12, 20174	yd 173Sep. 13, 20175	yd 174Sep. 14, 20176	yd 175Sep. 15, 20177	yd 176Sep. 16, 20178	yd 177Sep. 17, 20179
yd 178Sep. 18, 201710	yd 179Sep. 19, 201711	yd 180Sep. 20, 201712	yd 181Sep. 21, 201713	yd 182Sep. 22, 201714	yd 183Sep. 23, 201715	yd 184Sep. 24, 201716
yd 185Sep. 25, 201717 Troubador Dix	yd 186Sep. 26, 201718	yd 187Sep. 27, 201719	yd 188Sep. 28, 201720	yd 189Sep. 29, 201721	yd 190Sep. 30, 201722 Bananadix	yd 191Oct. 1, 201723
yd 192Oct. 2, 201724	yd 193Oct. 3, 201725	yd 194Oct. 4, 201726	yd 195Oct. 5, 201727	yd 196Oct. 6, 201728

Oct. 7 to Nov. 3	Voyage There is much to explore and discover. Do so. Don't let Time go to waste.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 197Oct. 7, 20171	yd 198Oct. 8, 20172
yd 199Oct. 9, 20173 BlitzDix: Rakhal	yd 200Oct. 10, 20174	yd 201Oct. 11, 20175	yd 202Oct. 12, 20176	yd 203Oct. 13, 20177	yd 204Oct. 14, 20178	yd 205Oct. 15, 20179
yd 206Oct. 16, 201710	yd 207Oct. 17, 201711 Randallmas	yd 208Oct. 18, 201712	yd 209Oct. 19, 201713	yd 210Oct. 20, 201714	yd 211Oct. 21, 201715	yd 212Oct. 22, 201716
yd 213Oct. 23, 201717	yd 214Oct. 24, 201718	yd 215Oct. 25, 201719	yd 216Oct. 26, 201720	yd 217Oct. 27, 201721 Hot Diggety Dix	yd 218Oct. 28, 201722	yd 219Oct. 29, 201723
yd 220Oct. 30, 201724	yd 221Oct. 31, 201725	yd 222Nov. 1, 201726	yd 223Nov. 2, 201727	yd 224Nov. 3, 201728

Nov. 4 to Dec. 1	Visitation Ja Contemplate how much your friends enrich your life, and return the favor.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 225Nov. 4, 20171	yd 226Nov. 5, 20172
yd 227Nov. 6, 20173	yd 228Nov. 7, 20174	yd 229Nov. 8, 20175	yd 230Nov. 9, 20176	yd 231Nov. 10, 20177	yd 232Nov. 11, 20178	yd 233Nov. 12, 20179
yd 234Nov. 13, 201710	yd 235Nov. 14, 201711	yd 236Nov. 15, 201712	yd 237Nov. 16, 201713	yd 238Nov. 17, 201714	yd 239Nov. 18, 201715	yd 240Nov. 19, 201716
yd 241Nov. 20, 201717	yd 242Nov. 21, 201718	yd 243Nov. 22, 201719	yd 244Nov. 23, 201720	yd 245Nov. 24, 201721	yd 246Nov. 25, 201722	yd 247Nov. 26, 201723
yd 248Nov. 27, 201724	yd 249Nov. 28, 201725	yd 250Nov. 29, 201726	yd 251Nov. 30, 201727	yd 252Dec. 1, 201728

Dec. 2 to Dec. 29	Mystery New worlds open up with new ONGs, showing that faith is rewarded even after Time.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 253Dec. 2, 20171	yd 254Dec. 3, 20172
yd 255Dec. 4, 20173	yd 256Dec. 5, 20174	yd 257Dec. 6, 20175	yd 258Dec. 7, 20176	yd 259Dec. 8, 20177	yd 260Dec. 9, 20178	yd 261Dec. 10, 20179
yd 262Dec. 11, 201710	yd 263Dec. 12, 201711	yd 264Dec. 13, 201712	yd 265Dec. 14, 201713	yd 266Dec. 15, 201714	yd 267Dec. 16, 201715	yd 268Dec. 17, 201716
yd 269Dec. 18, 201717	yd 270Dec. 19, 201718	yd 271Dec. 20, 201719	yd 272Dec. 21, 201720	yd 273Dec. 22, 201721	yd 274Dec. 23, 201722	yd 275Dec. 24, 201723 BlitzDix: MistyCat
yd 276Dec. 25, 201724	yd 277Dec. 26, 201725	yd 278Dec. 27, 201726	yd 279Dec. 28, 201727	yd 280Dec. 29, 201728

Dec. 31 to Jan. 26 the following year	Summit Even after you have reached the peak, there is more to find.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 281Dec. 30, 20171	yd 282Dec. 31, 20172
yd 283Jan. 1, 20183	yd 284Jan. 2, 20184	yd 285Jan. 3, 20185	yd 286Jan. 4, 20186	yd 287Jan. 5, 20187	yd 288Jan. 6, 20188	yd 289Jan. 7, 20189
yd 290Jan. 8, 201810	yd 291Jan. 9, 201811	yd 292Jan. 10, 201812	yd 293Jan. 11, 201813	yd 294Jan. 12, 201814	yd 295Jan. 13, 201815	yd 296Jan. 14, 201816
yd 297Jan. 15, 201817	yd 298Jan. 16, 201818	yd 299Jan. 17, 201819	yd 300Jan. 18, 201820	yd 301Jan. 19, 201821	yd 302Jan. 20, 201822	yd 303Jan. 21, 201823
yd 304Jan. 22, 201824	yd 305Jan. 23, 201825	yd 306Jan. 24, 201826	yd 307Jan. 25, 201827	yd 308Jan. 26, 201828

Jan. 27 to Feb. 23	Community The best way to Wait For It is together. It makes molpish things happen.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 309Jan. 27, 20181	yd 310Jan. 28, 20182
yd 311Jan. 29, 20183	yd 312Jan. 30, 20184	yd 313Jan. 31, 20185	yd 314Feb. 1, 20186	yd 315Feb. 2, 20187	yd 316Feb. 3, 20188	yd 317Feb. 4, 20189
yd 318Feb. 5, 201810	yd 319Feb. 6, 201811	yd 320Feb. 7, 201812	yd 321Feb. 8, 201813	yd 322Feb. 9, 201814	yd 323Feb. 10, 201815	yd 324Feb. 11, 201816
yd 325Feb. 12, 201817	yd 326Feb. 13, 201818	yd 327Feb. 14, 201819	yd 328Feb. 15, 201820	yd 329Feb. 16, 201821	yd 330Feb. 17, 201822	yd 331Feb. 18, 201823
yd 332Feb. 19, 201824	yd 333Feb. 20, 201825	yd 334Feb. 21, 201826	yd 335Feb. 22, 201827	yd 336Feb. 23, 201828

Feb. 24 to Mar. 23 (leap yip: Feb. 24 to Mar. 22)	Advent The Dawn of Time will soon be upon us. Make yourself ready to receive this blessing.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 337Feb. 24, 20181	yd 338Feb. 25, 20182
yd 339Feb. 26, 20183	yd 340Feb. 27, 20184	yd 341Feb. 28, 20185	yd 342Mar. 1, 20186	yd 343Mar. 2, 20187	yd 344Mar. 3, 20188	yd 345Mar. 4, 20189
yd 346Mar. 5, 201810	yd 347Mar. 6, 201811	yd 348Mar. 7, 201812	yd 349Mar. 8, 201813	yd 350Mar. 9, 201814	yd 351Mar. 10, 201815	yd 352Mar. 11, 201816
yd 353Mar. 12, 201817 BlitzDix: karhell	yd 354Mar. 13, 201818	yd 355Mar. 14, 201819	yd 356Mar. 15, 201820	yd 357Mar. 16, 201821	yd 358Mar. 17, 201822	yd 359Mar. 18, 201823
yd 360Mar. 19, 201824	yd 361Mar. 20, 201825	yd 362Mar. 21, 201826	yd 363Mar. 22, 201827	yd 364Mar. 23, 201828

Mar. 24 to Mar. 24 (leap yip: Mar. 23 to Mar. 24)	Syzygy Respect heresy, for the Outside is imperfect. Even the Calendar must align to the earth's actual celestial motion, yea even unto leap dix.					4 A.T.
Randix	Whifdix	Cuegandix	Onglessdix	Daveandix	Riverdix	Seadix
					yd 365Mar. 24, 20181 Eve of the Dawn of Time

Holydix of the Order of the Holy Contradiction
Dix	Holydix	Notes
1 Innocence	Dawn of Time	Time began.
3 Innocence	BlitzDix: Ember	Ember arrives in the present.
4 Innocence	Beidah	Commemoration of BlitzGirl the Primordial.
5 Innocence	Agathadix	ggh is crowned Agatha the Awesomeful (celebrated on the dix of her trance)
7 Innocence	RobIrr	Commemoration of BlitzGirl the Primordial.
9 Innocence	jimbobmacdoodle	Commemoration of BlitzGirl the Primordial.
10 Innocence	Crocedix, and BlitzDix: Gingercat	Gingercat arrives in the present. Also mscha and Newpixbot are crowned Holy Croce.
19 Innocence	Flado's retirement	Flado retires as Patriarch of the Western Paradox Church.
8 Departure	BlitzGirl's Glorious Arrival	The first and most Glorious BlitzDix.
9 Departure	BlitzDix: Selcouth	Selcouth arrives in the present.
11 Departure	BlitzDix: PhoenixRising	PhoenixRisiing arrives in the present.
13 Departure	Dix of Light	Commemorating Other True Authors and other Bringers of Light.
24 Departure	Serenety	Remember that once, the OTT narrowly avoided combustion, and ensure that it never happen again.
26 Departure	Catography Dix	His Meowjesty edfel is crowned Holy Catographer.
3 Awe	BlitzDix: Vytron	Vytron arrives in the present.
10 Awe	BlitzDix: CasCat	CasCat arrives in the present, also becoming BlitzGirl the Fast.
19 Awe	BlitzDix: taixzo	taixzo arrives in the present, also becoming BlitzGirl the Fast.
25 Awe	death of Neil_Boekend	Deceased on NP 836. May he rest in pieces.
14 Tribulation	Release	10 A.T. Katie becomes one with the sea.
17 Tribulation	BlitzDix: tman2nd	tman2nd arrives in the present.
12 Revelation	Voldeframe	Time ends, and the way is paved for Time After Time.
24 Revelation	BlitzDix: thirds and macraw83	thirds arrives in the present, followed a yip later by macraw83.
26 Revelation	BlitzDix: TheMinim	TheMinim arrives in the present.
6 Deliverance	Hugo Dix	Time gets the Hugo in yip 1 AT! All praise the One True Author!
16 Deliverance	Miracle of Armageddon	The Zanclean Flood is averted with the aid of the Raft People's faith and devotion.
27 Deliverance	Sanctification	The new Sacred Grounds of the Order of the Holy Contradiction are consecrated.
17 Commandment	Troubador Dix	yappobiscuits is crowned Mighty Troubador.
22 Commandment	Bananadix	waveny is crowned Big Banana of Code.
3 Voyage	BlitzDix: Rakhal	Rakhal arrives in the present
11 Voyage	Randallmas	Birthdix of the One True Author
21 Voyage	Hot Diggety Dix	Eternal Density is crowned Hot Diggety.
23 Mystery	BlitzDix: MistyCat	MistyCat arrives in the present.
17 Advent	BlitzDix: karhell	karhell arrives in the present.
1 Syzygy	Eve of the Dawn of Time	A dix of cleansing and contemplation, in preparation for the Dawn of Time.
(1 Syzygy of leap yip pushing Eve of Dawn of Time to 2 Syzygy)	Cueganship Dix	Every four yips, during leap yip, we celebrate the relationship between Megan and Cue. This yip is not a leap yip. You will have to wait for it.

Notes on the names of the dix of the wip
Dix name	Heretical day	Notes
Randix	Monday	Named for the One True Author.
Whifdix	Tuesday	What-If appears todip.
Cuegandix	Wednesday	Named for Megan and Cueball.
Onglessdix	Thursday	There is no OtherComic todip.
Daveandix	Friday	Named for the Angel Davean, who defendeth the Fora from Outside Mustard.
Riverdix	Saturday	The river is small.
Seadix	Sunday	The sea is big, and does what it wants.